But how’s about this for a new cycling sport, demonstrated at last year’s Cycle Messenger World Championships:
When a driver comes within inches of killing you, this can be pretty tempting. But it’s also a bit illegal and likely to land you with a bigger fine than if you’d run over and killed someone. That’s why I keep my D-lock right at the bottom of my bag – to keep temptation out of a good guy’s way.
Maybe we should try the whole love-your-enemy thing instead? I’m off to the florist to get some flowers to hand out to errant motorists!