“Yes, it’s a full-face f**king helmet – It’s f**king dangerous riding a f**king bike around here. And if I see you photographing my f**king bike while I’m away, I’ll break your f**king kneecaps with my new front teeth. So p**s the f**k off right now”
Or maybe I imagined that. But the helmet on the bike was definitely real – I even got a photo.