Velomobile DIY Windscreen

I love riding the velomobile. One of its few disadvantages is that it’s noisier than riding a bike – at low speed you’re near to the ground, there are three wheels, and the whole thing acts like a drum. As my headmaster at school was fond of saying, “the stage is like a drum…”, and this is certainly true of a 2.5m long glass and carbon fibre cigar. At higher speeds (like, above the speed of an easy jog), the wind noise takes over.

There may be work to do on cutting the low speed rumble by sticking deadening foam pads on the inside of the body, but as I prefer to ride fast, the bigger problem for me is the wind noise. I’d seen that some other velomobiles have little windscreens on them, and that these would divert the airflow over the rider’s head to leave you riding along in a cone of silence. It was also rumoured that this made the velo a bit faster.

So this all seemed worth investigating.

As I’m still working from home, everything these days is a DIY project, and this was no exception. The initial design was done with sheets of paper to get the shape (would the lower edge need curving? how high did it need to be so that I’d look through it?), and my first thought was to secure it in the gully that runs round the edge of the entry hole. But then I realised that if I shifted it forward slightly, I could ride with the windscreen on AND the foam rain cover. It looks like this:

Velomobile windscreen

Here’s a diagram of the final design:

Velomobile wondscreen diagram

As you can see, it’s cut from a sheet of plastic that’s 594mm wide – i.e. twice the height of a piece of A4 paper, and secured in place with magnets. The plastic I used was 0.5mm thick PET, which I bought in a single A2 size sheet. I’d wanted to use polycarbonate, as it’s a good, tough, engineering grade plastic, and when specified as “water clear” is optically very good. Unfortunately I couldn’t get this at a reasonable price, so we’ll see how the PET holds up. It should do OK as this is the same plastic that fizzy drinks bottles are made from.

The magnets are neodynium 25 x 8 x 2mm with a 2.1kg pull, there’s a strip of draught excluder along the lower edge, and the magnets are attached with some remarkably sticky waterproof double sided tape.

My perception has been that this makes the velomobile a little faster, so a couple of weekends ago I decided to try and measure this. Along the way I compared the velomobile without any covers or windscreen, with the windscreen, with the rain cover, with the rain cover and the windscreen, and finally, with the race hood.

The results were quite surprising, and a good lesson both in how hard it is to measure stuff, and the importance of thinking about sample size. I had fun riding up and down a kilometre long hill for a couple of hours, but I’m not sure I did any actual science or engineering. Here’s the video:

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Velomobile Ride to see the Tour of Britain in Hexham

I took a ride out to Hexham on Friday to see the Tour. The weather was warm and humid, and there were a couple of very heavy showers on the way out. I would say that the velomobile kept me dry, but with the temperature and that humidity I was sweating for England in there – especially on the climbs, where there was no appreciable air flow through the body.

You’ll also notice that I’ve added a windscreen to the velo. This reduces the wind on my face, and seems to do a good job of diverting the airflow to mostly above my head (although perhaps this also reduces cooling?). I think it also adds a bit of speed to the velomobile – not as much as with the race hood, but it feels quicker than without. No data to back this up at the moment, so I guess I’ll have to do something like a roll-down test. More on this, and how I made the windscreen later.

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Recumbent Seat Moulded

Mould prepared with mylar polyester release film & wax edging:

Carbon sheets laid up:

  • Top layer (first to go on) – 2×2 Twill, 210gsm. i.e. this cloth needs 210 grammes of resin per square metre to wet it out.
  • Unidirectional (orientated along the length of the seat), 322gsm
    • Plus a local reinforcement patch in the small of back area
  • Biaxial (+45⁰; -45⁰), 300gsm
  • Foam core – 3mm thick PET 3D core, with a 40x15mm ridge of expanded polystyrene. These two parts were pre-shaped and epoxied together so they could just drop onto the form.
  • Plain weave, 199gsm
  • Local reinforcement, Unidirectional 322gsm:
    • Under the buttocks area, laid at 90⁰ to the seat length. This is to spread the load for the fixing to the frame
    • Behind each shoulder. Patches of two layers at 90⁰ to eachother. These are to take the point loads from the seat stays.
  • Final layer 2×2 twill, 210gsm.
  • On top of that I put a layer of peel ply, which is cloth that’ll let air out of the whole thing, but epoxy won’t stick to.

The whole thing was wrapped in breather fabric, and put into a vacuum bag. This is a little home build project, and my first go at vacuum processing. I used a vacuum storage bag from Wilco’s and a Dyson to suck the air out of it. A proper vacuum pump would’ve pulled more air out, but I think (hope) this’ll be good enough.

After leaving the whole thing to cure overnight I rushed down to de-mould it:

The edges will need cleaning up (Dremel & a cutting disc), and the remains of the wax removed, but I’m pretty pleased with it so far. Looks like it’ll come in at around 850g.


Update: cleaned up, and it weighs in at 827g. I’m pretty pleased with this!

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Seat Mould

Finished the mould for the recumbent tourer’s seat today. The surface has been formed with a skin of 6mm flexible MDF, and I’ve used the offcuts from the sheet to define the edges. This stuff has grooves sawn into it so you can bend it around curves.

Seat mould for recumbent bike.

Next job is to prepare it for laying up the carbon fibre with a sheet of mould release film cut to shape, and edged with wax. After that, it’s cutting and gluing the foam core that’ll mean the finished structure only needs a few layers of carbon to achieve the required strength.

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Road Trip from Kent

You may have seen that I was planning to do a lightweight roadtrip from my parents’ place in Kent, back home to the North East. Well, I did it… sort of.

OK. I skipped the last day. Because:

  • I’ve spent the last six months riding a recumbent. After the experience of switching back (and minimal time to reacclimatise myself), I cannot understand why people ride upright bikes. Seriously – it’s like going from being used to spending your days on a chaise longue, being fed peeled grapes by 1979 Stevie Nicks (other genders, ages, skin tones, personalities, etc. are available on request – please discuss your personal needs with the management), to being dumped into some sort of weird Full Metal Jacket Yoga Class mash up.
  • The wind, by Christ, the wind! Let’s be clear – I’ve ridden into far stronger headwinds. But after three days of dealing with this one, it just wasn’t fun any more. To keep motivated, I resorted to 5km on the drops and tooling along at somewhere a little over 25km/h, followed by 5km sitting up and waiting for my hands, elbows, arms, neck, and bum to stop hurting (see above).
  • I think the point at which I’d officially had enough was when my Komoot “road bike route” sent me on just under ten miles of gravelly canal towpath. With 25mm tyres, this was hilarious, right up to the point that I rode over a stick that got sucked into the front mudguard. Fortunately the stays had some sort of emergency release doohickey, so I didn’t do a summersault over the handlebars and into the canal. But as I couldn’t get them to re-insert, I had to use cable ties to fix the problem. Any further stick issues would result the sort of action that’d see me featured in Canal Cyclist Monthly (a specialist publication, which is very popular in some parts). So rather than skimming along over the gravel, I picked my way through it, feeling every bump and stone.
  • Oh, and on each of the three days I encountered at least one homicidal / criminally inattentive driver. In Essex, I was passed by a van driver so close that in trying to fend the vehicle off my whole forearm made contact. Somewhere just north of Peterborough I had a driver pull out of a turning on the right, completely oblivious to my presence. And in York a driver passed me so close that I let out an involuntary shout. In response, he gave me the finger. Wanker.

It wasn’t all miserable though. Lots to see: Beautiful villages, some really lovely landscapes, met up with a couple of old friends, and generally had some time to myself to do that mental decompression thing.

I also shot lots of footage, and made a video. I’ve been obsessing over the intro to Easy Rider of late…

I‘m already thinking about another trip. Must be Type Two Fun.

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Lightweight

Sooner or later if you’re researching for a cycle tour, you’ll come across the idea of lightweight cycle touring. With lighter stuff, you can go faster, ride up  more mountains, and generally just further for the same effort.

Less, is more, if you will.

The logical extension of this sort of thinking is credit card touring: With hotels, B&Bs, and Warm Showers booked in advance, it’s just you, your bike, the absolute bare essentials of tools, and the open road / trail / countryside. You don’t need a tent, sleeping bag, cooking gear, racks, panniers, changes of clothes, or any of the usual stuff. AND you get a comfy, warm, dry bed every night. But the you’ve probably spotted the problem with credit card touring, right there in its name: Credit card touring. It all sounds a little… spendy? And anyway, is it really touring, when you’re not sleeping in ditches, or huddling with your teeth chattering inside that completely inadequate two-season sleeping bag with horizontal sleet and a gale that wants to take you and your tent to the next time zone?

So you carry on researching how to go more lightweight, and eventually you stumble across…

The Ultralight Bicycle Touring Blog.

The author, Iik (Igor, apparently) is obsessive.  I mean, seriously, go and have a read – the kit list that he takes for really quite long tours (across Canada; 100 cols; etc.) is way beyond minimal. It’s things like ditching the sleeping mat for a roll of bubblewrap; in summer tours, ditching the tent and bivy bag, to leave just a sleeping bag (or ditch the sleeping bag, but keep the bivy as it’s lighter). All this was before bikepacking was a thing with its fancy saddle bags, frame packs, and handlebar rolls.

There’s a line between crazy and genius, and I’m not sure which side Iik is on. But there’s only one way to find out: As a chap in a bar in Yarm once told me, “Don’t knock it ’till you’ve tried it.” So that’s exactly what I’m doing for the next few days.

Touring cycle?

Here’s what I have:

  • Reynolds 531c steel road bike, with 8 speed 11-32 cassette, 28-44 chainrings and bar-end shifters. Brooks saddle with titanium rails. It has a quill stem, and I’ve set the handlebar height to “comfy”.
  • I’ve ditched the SPD pedals for a pair of plastic flats. Iik is a big fan of these, ridden with a pair of Crocs. No, I’m not wearing Crocs (what sort of a monster do you take me for?) but instead have a pair of very light sandals, which are basically flipflops but with a couple of extra straps. They’re also lighter than crocs. ;0)
  • Instead of purpose made bidons, those are regular one litre pop bottles. They came filled with flavoured water, and were 45p each. They weigh far less than a regular bidon. I think two might be overkill perhaps, but I hate running out of water.
  • The bike with the mudguards on (I’m not a heathen) is a shade under 11kg. I could’ve gone down to 8kg by taking my carbon road bike, but having spent 5 months riding a recumbent, I’m pretty sure that doing any serious mileage on that right now would be a degree of pain that’s beyond Type Two Fun.
  • For the luggage I’ve got my Carradice Nelson Longflap (933 grammes) with a pump strapped to the top, and a small, cheap Rockbros top tube bag (125g). Both are waterproof. There’s also a small nylon drybag behind the seatpost with my rain jacket in – a proper Goretex jacket, and it really does the job in heavy rain. It’s in the drybag to prevent it getting damaged by any rubbing of straps, and in its current location it keeps the saddlebag clear of the rear brake cable.
  • In the saddlebag I’ve got a two-season down sleeping bag, and an Alpkit bivy bag & lightweight inflatable sleeping mat.
  • Clothing-wise, I’m wearing zip-off shorts with cycling shorts underneath, a merino T-shirt, and a micro-fleece.
  • In the bag there’s a second pair of cycling shorts, a second merino T-shirt, the bottom parts of the zip-offs, and a pair of socks.
  • In the right hand pocket of the saddle bag I’ve got a toolkit (spare tube, glueless patches, tyre boots, micro-multi-tool and tyre levers), and charging gear for electronics (mains to USB, two USB cables, USB-C adapter, and a 10,000mAH battery pack).
  • The left hand pocket is toiletries (antiperspirant, tooth paste & toothbrush), personal care (small tub of Sudocrem, sunblock decanted into a smaller bottle, insect repellant and a small tube of chamois creme), and first aid (Ibuprofen, paracetamol, Immodium, hydrocolloid plasters and tick tweesers).
  • Luxuries that Iik would not approve of: I’ve brought a book to read, and also some additional electronics. I’m typing this on my phone but with a small Bluetooth keyboard intended for a 7″ tablet, and I also have a small bluetooth mouse. In the top tube bag, there’s my Insta360 G2 camera with a selfie stick too. Oh, and there’s a USB rechargeable headlight in there too.

How much does all this weigh?

  • Bike <11Kg
  • Luggage bags 1.1Kg
  • Luggage 3.9Kg
  • Water 2Kg
  • Total: 18Kg

18Kg. On some tours, I’ve had more than that with just my panniers and their contents!

So here’s the plan:

Bike by train

Train today from Newcastle to Chatham in Kent to spend a couple of days with my parents. Then on Sunday cycle to Cambridge to visit a conveniently located friend. Monday is then a ride across the flat to Lincoln, where I’ve booked a night in the Travellodge (thirty quids). On Tuesday I ride to somewhere north of York, where I’ll camp / sleep in a ditch. Then on Wednesday, I’ll see how I feel – if the mood takes me, I’ll head west into the Yorkshire Dales for another night with the wildlife (I haven’t yet told MrsOnSea about this), or alternatively just head home.

OK. So this is hardly cycling across Canada sleeping on a piece of bubblewrap. But that’s not really the purpose of this trip. It’s to see what it’s like riding hundreds of miles on flat pedals, not having any cooking gear, and generally living on the cordon-bleu delights of garage forecourt food.

Wish me luck!

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Seat Mould

My slowly progressing home-build recumbent is inching towards completion. Today I made the former for the seat mould. Next weekend (maybe), I’ll skin the top of this with flexible MDF to create the seat’s curves…

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Letter to Whitley Bay & Cullercoats Councillors

We were nervous of the rumours that the North Tyneside Council had already informally taken the decision to remove the Sunrise Cycleway from the coast, so we wrote to our elected members about this. The email was sent on 18th September, and we didn’t get so much as an acknowledgement from our elected ward councillors.

Four weeks later, I read in a news article by Carlton Reid that the route is definitely going to be taken out.

Anyway, here’s a copy of our email:

DATE: Fri 18/09/2020 11:08

TO: Carl Johnson (Cllr) <carl.johnson@northtyneside.gov.uk>; Karen Lee (Cllr) <karen.lee@northtyneside.gov.uk>; Willie Samuel (Cllr) <Willie.Samuel@northtyneside.gov.uk>; Sandra Graham (Cllr) <Sandra.Graham@northtyneside.gov.uk>; Margaret Hall (Cllr) <Margaret.Hall@northtyneside.gov.uk>; John O’Shea (Cllr) <John.O’Shea@northtyneside.gov.uk>; Norma Redfearn <Norma.Redfearn@northtyneside.gov.uk>; Sarah Day (Cllr) <sarah.day@northtyneside.gov.uk>

Dear Councillors and Mayor

We are writing to request that you take positive action to support the coastal strip cycle route from the Spanish City to Tynemouth, also now known as the “Sunrise Cycleway.” By any measure, this facility has been a huge success. In addition to our observations, and discussions with people in the local area, we are sure that the council’s own traffic monitoring data will reflect this.

We are, however, extremely concerned about the temporary nature of the route. We have been led to believe that the current plan is to remove the cycleway, and convert the route back to two-way motor traffic after just six months’ use. Further, we’ve been told that the council is preparing a bid to later reinstate and upgrade the route to a permanent solution at an unspecified future date.

We think this removal and re-introduction would be a serious mistake for the management of perceptions and expectations:

As with any change, it’s taken a while for people to get used to the new ways of getting about on the coast. There have been teething troubles, and there has also been opposition from a vocal minority. But the route is now an accepted part of the seaside environment here, and if it is removed, it will only serve to reset the clock on people’s change journeys. This will make the implementation of the permanent route significantly harder, and subject to the sort of delays seen with the redevelopment of the Spanish City site, which was held up for over a decade as the theoretical details of each new proposal were argued over.

We believe a better solution would be to simply extend the trial period by least a full year, and we urge the council to adopt this rather than needlessly removing this fantastic local amenity out of hand.  The benefits of this include collecting data over a longer and more meaningful period of time, analysing the results of the Sustrans survey, and working with relevant parties including ourselves to develop a permanent scheme. Last but not least, with restrictions introduced yesterday, people are once again being asked to avoid public transport and car traffic exceeding pre-Covid levels in some places: The need for more cycling and walking space into 2021 and beyond is now undeniable.

Over the last month we’ve been canvassing the opinions of local people. We’ve had a banner at the north end of the route, handed out leaflets, and encouraged people to participate in the council’s and Sustrans’ consultation on the route. Over a period of four different days at the end of August and start of September, we spoke to over a thousand people, and were astonished at the overwhelmingly positive attitude towards the cycleway and new layout. There were around 30 or so people were against it (i.e. roughly 3%), but the majority – 97% – were very much in favour. The people we spoke to were on foot, and on bikes; local residents and visitors; the young and the old; the able-bodied and those with disabilities. They said:

  • “It separates out the people on bikes from people on foot. It’s safer for everyone”
  • “It’s quieter and feels more pleasant and calmer”
  • “It’s not just people in Lycra using it – there are children and families now”
  • “It’s now a lot easier to cross the road”
  • “We come here now because it’s safe to cycle and walk”

Most people were surprised that having seen the road cones replaced with the wands and orcas that the route isn’t permanent. We agree, and don’t really understand the logic for removing it, although there are still some improvements to be made. Obviously this is the whole point of these experimental schemes – they allow real world experience to be gained, and so overcome people’s immediate push-back against change, while also allowing genuine issues to be identified and fixed. Here are some preliminary observations:

  • The black posts with white stripes which have been used to indicate drivers of vehicles should not use the route are a significant hazard to people on bikes. We witnessed a rider crash into one of these on the Bank Holiday weekend. He walked away from the scene with severe bruising and a broken helmet, but it could have been much worse. We understand this is not an isolated incident.
  • The signage to tell people it’s a cycle route needs to be upgraded. People are still riding on the shared use path, unaware that there is now a dedicated space.
  • The narrow section through Cullercoats needs signage / road markings and a redesign. We’ve seen riders on the wrong side of the posts, riding against the flow of south-bound traffic, or on the pavement.
  • The section between the boatyard and the Queens Head needs a solution that caters to the need of the fishermen, while at the same time maintaining the route’s continuity for novices and small children who use it.

With adjustments to address some of these problems, we think the route will be even better. It would certainly good enough for a proper long-term trial until funds can be secured for the kind of place-making upgrades seen over the last few years around the Spanish City. There is no doubt only a permanent scheme will truly address some of these problems and provide the optimum quality.

We hope you agree, and will support keeping this vital local amenity, which benefits local residents and businesses, and brings visitors to the coast.


Yours faithfully


Karl McCracken – Whitley Bay
Billy Ward – Whitley Bay
Claire Prospert – Whitley Bay
And, Living Streets North Tyneside

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Sunrise Cycleway: Calming the Coast

It’s been a right 2020 of a year. I mean, clearly the big news is The Plague, which looks to have killed somewhere over 65,000 people in the UK:

At the start of the lockdown the supermarkets got stripped bare, and I believe there was a thriving black market for toilet rolls. Then there was the whole working from home thing – something that bosses up and down the land had sworn wasn’t practical overnight became the “New Normal” (I apologise for the use of that phrase). So we’ve all dived into Teams, Work WhatsApp groups, and Zoom – or to give it its full name, That Bastard Flipper Zoom. We’ve had to try and coach our parents into using the supercomputers they carry in  their pocket for more than just Soduko and texting. I’ve gone from riding 100 miles a week just to get to work and back, to having to find the motivation to go out for leisure rides just to maintain some semblance of fitness.

There’ve been upsides too though. The weather on the whole has been great, and during the first month of Lockdown, there was virtually no motor traffic. We had Daughter-on-Sea back home for a few months. Once we could get flour again, there was baking. Lots of baking. The best thing though was that when exercise was a restricted luxury of just an hour a day, people really took to it. Seriously – Daughter-on-Sea and I were going out for a ride once a week at about seven in the morning (taking a flask of OMG Coffee and some breakfast with us), and I’ve never seen so many people out running, walking, cycling, or generally just staring at the view.

The icing on the cake for me has been the roll out of the Emergency Pop-Up Bike Lanes. These have been rolled out all over the  country, with councils given the  instruction to re-allocate road space from cars to bikes. The logic is that as lockdown eases, there’ll still be social distancing on public transport, so the risk is that people will take to their cars in preference, leading to gridlock. There’s also the challenge that a lot more people are just out in the fresh air, and for them to maintain social distancing, more space is needed.

In North Tyneside there’ve been some high street schemes which have largely been shouted down before they had a chance to get going, and an entire 5km strip of the road along the sea front. This is my street, and the transformation has been incredible.

To hit the government targets for speed of roll-out, it’s been done in the first instance with road cones. Lots of road cones. I mean seriously, it looks like someone turned over two pages of the map when they were supposed to be coning off a lane of the A1 for resurfacing. But this is just the first phase, and apparently there are a whole bunch of Orcas and Wands heading our way.

The effect has been transformational. On the night the cones were first put out, the traffic level dropped instantaneously. You could hear the gentle lapping of the waves and oyster catchers even though the tide was out.

The route has been dubbed the Sunrise Cycleway, and I know I’ve always said “build it and they will come”, but even I’ve been amazed at how popular it is. There are people riding it from sunrise (before 5am in these parts at this time of year) through to well after dark. It’s good enough for the Lycra Roadies to use, but also safe enough for newbies, people who haven’t been on bikes for decades, and really very young children to use. When I open the window now, the sound I most love to hear is the burble of children chatting to their parents as they wobbble along.

Of course, not everyone is in favour. There have been the usual complaints:

  • “Nobody uses it” (about 25% of all traffic along the sea front is now bicycles. TWENTY FIVE PERCENT!!!)
  • “It’ll mean ambulances can’t get through” (the cycleway is largely wide enough for an ambulance to use, thereby avoiding any cars that’d be in the way)
  • “It punishes the disabled / elderly” (I’ve seen people riding handcycles, and lots of snowy-white-haired people cycling. For anyone that HAS to drive, you can still get to anywhere along the coast by car. For the entire 5km length, only five parking spaces have been lost)
  • “It slows traffic down, which creates pollution” (It’s significantly reduced overall motor traffic volumes)
  • “How will I get the kids to school?” (If you really HAVE to drive them, you still can. The route may be a little less direct, so allow an extra few minutes)
  • “Traffic displaced from the coast will cause gridlock” (There were some teething problems up around the Spanish City, and the council fixed these within about a week. Thinking more broadly though, just as creating capacity for cars seems to magically summon them up from the Hells, making it harder to drive quite so easily seems to banish them back to the Underworld.)

The thing is, those Against A Thing tend to make the most noise. And councils (especially ward councillors) tend to listen to noise. So make no mistake: this brilliant cycleway is at risk. It could very easily be taken out in the winter when its initial experimental period ends.

So please do sign the petition to support it.

I have other reasons to support this route. Yes, it’s got people on their bikes. But the biggest benefit has been the reduction in traffic volumes and speeds. The coast is no-longer appealing to the hot-hatch people who used to like to drive up and down the road.

I had personal experience of the consequences of this in June 2014. I was the first on the scene of a fatal crash at the end of our street. I was the one trying to get the people who’d come out of their houses to see what was going on to stop any passing traffic until the paramedics arrived – I didn’t want a second crash caused by a rubbernecking driver. I was the one sending people down to the other side of the railings to see if there were any other bodies. I was the one who got the dead man moved (despite people protesting that you shouldn’t move an injured person) so we could get the motor tricycle off the woman who was pinned beneath it unable to breathe and slowly suffocating. I was the one who continued with CPR on the obviously dead driver until the ambulance arrived. I’m the one who could still see the blood between the paving stones for a week after, despite the hosing down the fire brigade had given the scene.

This was not an isolated incident. There have been several other serious crashes and fatalities within a mile or so of where I live. Several of my neighbours have had parked cars written off by joy-riders or the lethally inattentive.

The Sunrise Cycleway has changed the game on this stretch of road. It’s calmer, quieter, and safer. It’s become a place that’s full of life and the joy of children. Don’t let it go back to how it was before – let’s use the changes that the pandemic has forced on us be the start of building something better instead.

So PLEASE do sign the petition to support it.

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Am I The Problem?

There’s a school of thought that if, as a driver, you constantly find cyclists are angry at you, then you’re probably a terrible driver.

Over the last six months though, I’ve been starting to wonder if this doesn’t cut both ways. As a result of the road works on the Coast Road & Beach Road, I’ve got a new route to work, going through Battle Hill on a 30mph distributor road that has frequent traffic islands. I’ve had one of those continual runs in which pretty much every week I fear for my life on the road. Constant cases of close passes (often at speed), drivers overtaking on the approach to, or actually on blind bends, drivers cutting in at traffic islands, drivers remonstrating with me about how much of the road I want (clue: when passing those traffic islands, it’s 100%), and yesterday a shouty driver who got out of the car to get even more shouty.

Just as an aside, some anecdotal observations on the demographics involved:

  • Casual, totally oblivious close passes: older drivers, both men and women
  • Cutting in at traffic islands: younger female drivers
  • Punishment passes: Younger male drivers

I’ve tried to find solutions to all this. First of all, I implemented the “Give Me Some Flippin’ Space Stick”. It’s a PVC pipe wrapped in duck tape & hi-vis attached to the pannier rack via a prop-stand. This means I can fold it to vertical when cycling on shared paths etc, but once in traffic, it sticks out at about the minimum safe distance I’d ever want anyone to come when overtaking:

It was actually hugely effective, and I found myself basically riding in secondary position, even in situations where my brain would usually be screaming “TAKE THE LANE” at me. Then one evening in November, I met a white van man who obviously thought I was getting above myself and so deliberately drove along side me and swung into the stick. It bent the prop stand, I gave chase, got his number and reported it to the police. I spent nearly two hours giving a statement, and in the intervening four months have heard NOTHING.

I also don’t really like The Stick – another cyclist I passed commented that it was a bit provocative, and I can’t help feeling that he’s not wrong.

So I decided that if the stick wasn’t working, I should get myself a pair of cameras (£65 each. Oh, and the bracket on one snapped and the camera was lost, so that’s £195 in total). Most of the incidents I’m part of are close passes, and most of these are not close enough to actually cause me to lose control of my bowels. So I just hold them up for public ridicule, like this:

Or this:

Or this:

If you’re driving a taxi, chances are that I WILL report you to the licensing authority. If it’s North Tyneside Council, they’ll drag the driver in pretty promptly to remind them that their taxi license can be revoked:

A couple of weeks ago I had two drivers overtake me even closer than any of these, within three minutes of each other. The video footage from these is with the police, so we’ll see what happens this time.

I’m also putting in a lot more road miles on the weekends this year. Sundays involve an ever increasing mileage that takes me off out into the countryside. Right now, these are four hour rides, but by the time June comes around, they’ll be more than six hours. With camera batteries lasting just 90 minutes or so, I don’t have footage of the kind of craziness I experience EVERY FLIPPIN’ TIME I go out on these rides.

Anyway, the upshot of all this is that I am genuinely starting to wonder if it’s ME, and not THEM that’s the problem. The solution is probably to get one of the many Bikeability instructors I know to come out on a rush hour ride with me, observe what I do & how I ride, and then give me either some “constructive feedback”, or the thumbs up.

Of course, there two alternative solutions:

a) UK local authorities – PLEASE segregate me from the Muppets that seem to get driving licenses nowadays. Or…

b) Even assuming we leave the EU, I’d still be able to emigrate to the Netherlands, right?

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